My Birthday list of possible gifts...(or at least what I would hope to get)

Well let me introduce myself,

the radiant, deviant, absolutely gorgeously looking guy above is none other than me...

Yeah...right, but then, I might be a bit over'confindent with my looks, but only a bit...

Now about the thing that I was meaning to talk about....

well IT"S MY B"DAY (birthday 4 those who don't know)

It's monday on the 7th of APRIL.....

And as I usually either get the most stupid and useless gifts ever, and of course because of my unbaring and annoing courtesy I can't say anything, at most nod in acceptance and receive the gift, or better yet, I don't get them at all and then I can just sob about my pittyful giftless day... (but with a bit of luck that won't be the case...I hope at least!!!).

So, without further delay...here's the list:

*candles (as many as possible, all shapes all sizes)

*fairy books

*books... (ibooks or digital are more than wellcome)

*really crazy underwear, boxers (the crazier the colour, shape, type, pattern the better...by the way I'm an "S" or at most an "M" (underwear)

*a laptop bag or case

*small laptop mouse

*Music - Gabriel Fauré's Requiem, Opera in general

*Any old jewellery or antiques of any sort... (I love antiquities)

*flowers (and the POT is mendatory (in ghiveci adica)

*Tea (of any sorts....)

*Tea related things (mugs, tea pots, tea filters)

*Aromatical and/or esential oils (any sorts...surprize me)

*Fountain pen

*Cool agendas/diary

*a pair of red Converse

*Chocolate (black...the darker the better...hi hi hi)

*Movies (DVDs... CDs...anything that is good and you think that I would consider watching...

seen any good porn lately?)

*Poetry

*B'day Cards

*Jazz scores

*ties (cravate)...plane black (I'm a bit short on those) or any other cool colour or pattern

*hmmm..... any arty stuff

*pay for a tatoo and/or a cool piercing... or just buy me the piercing and I'll make my own hole

*any cool T'shirts (and they have to be S, or XS.... and meybe green...)

*sex toys (this is here just for fun, but hey... all gifts are more than wellcome, shock me if U can)

*any crazy stuff that you can think off..... it just has to be cool

Ultimately I really don't care what U bring just as long as you actually try to put some effort into the whole thing....